Self-sufficient teen Ross looks at quality time as an overrated inconvenience, while Brian is serious about getting to know his son.

Brian takes the title of "Hippest Dad" to heart, when all Ross would like him to be is "Anonymous Ride Giver," especially when his dad's new found coolness threatens to ruin his party.

Caught in a stock scam, Eileen receives a sentence worse than death: community service at the day-care center. Meanwhile, Ross's bathrobe, Baby, seems to have escaped from his custody.