This episode opens with Bob Odenkirk and David Cross introducing the show, as usual, when Bob interrupts to complain about the "fake-y British accent" that David is using. When the rest of the cast comes out to complain, David drops the accent and admits that he's ""just trying to have some personality." He gets upset and tells them he only has one friend. They scoff like they know who he means, and Jill Talley tells him, "There's no such thing as a talking junkie. "David runs out of the studio, and meets his junkie friend, whose voice is badly dubbed and sounds startlingly similar to the voice of the dog on the old children's show Davey and Goliath. There's also a sketch about a "Mom and Pop" porn shop, where Mr. and Mrs. Appleway treat their patrons like family. In another sketch, Bob and David play an R&B group, Three Times One Minus One, who appear on WPCBCN -- the White People Co-Opting Black Culture Network -- where they complain about being hassled by the cops for jaywalking.

David shows up late, but the two reunite over beating up a hippie. Bob, Brett Paesal, and John host "No Adults Allowed". Promos awards feature the New Ku Klux Klan, and the North American Man Boy Love Association. A spoof of Drunk Cops, and David plays a guy who adopts pets. Jack Black guest stars in Jeepers Creepers: Semi-Star The Musical.

The show takes questions from it's shareholders, and John does a news story on child labor script writers. Bob plays Van Hammersly, host of a series of How-to Billiards tapes. John and Jill are convinced their son is gay, only to have the scene cut short by Greg Sniper, principal stockholder of Mr. Show. Promos for San Fransisco: The Theme Park.