Killface and Xander Crews go on a duck hunt in an attempt to promote their public image, but end up getting lost and arguing over movies involving bears.

In the aftermath of the latest assassination attempt, Killface finds religion and risks alienating the various groups that have supported him. In the middle of this, he learns a secret about someone very close to him.

While Killface recovers from a failed assassination aimed at him, Xander returns as Awesome X in an attempt to get Fred Dyer to be his Vice President. But first he pays a visit to the X-Tacles.