Vince gets a visit from the local vicar after his graveyard has been mysteriously desecrated. Could this be anything to do with Vince coming home after a night's drinking with a stolen plough? Meanwhile, Errol becomes paranoid that he might be a little bit boring.

Vince decides it's time to apply for a job as swimming pool manager, but first he has to prove he is capable of looking after a baby in an emergency. Errol becomes rather taken with smoking.

Errol's got problems - every woman he meets tries to throw herself at him. Meanwhile, Vince gets a visit from his naked dad.