An aborted holiday provides Vince and Errol with the perfect opportunity to create the perfect anecdote. Or does it?

Vince gets a visit from the local vicar after his graveyard has been mysteriously desecrated. Could this be anything to do with Vince coming home after a night's drinking with a stolen plough? Meanwhile, Errol becomes paranoid that he might be a little bit boring.

Vince decides it's time to apply for a job as swimming pool manager, but first he has to prove he is capable of looking after a baby in an emergency. Errol becomes rather taken with smoking.