Vince and Errol take on the neighbours in a table-tennis match. Vince also makes a phone call to the council that leads to the old lady who lives upstairs being evicted. Feeling guilty about what he's done, he and Errol resolve to track her down.

An aborted holiday provides Vince and Errol with the perfect opportunity to create the perfect anecdote. Or does it?

Vince gets a visit from the local vicar after his graveyard has been mysteriously desecrated. Could this be anything to do with Vince coming home after a night's drinking with a stolen plough? Meanwhile, Errol becomes paranoid that he might be a little bit boring.