Near St. Valentine's Day, Dag and Morton consider competing for the affections of the first lady's secretary. Also, Judith wishes to learn how to fire a handgun and enlists the aid of Agent Cole. Judith's attempts at shooting are a disaster, after which she confesses to Dag why she wanted to learn in the first place.

Sullivan arranges for Judith to give a speech in honor of Olympic gold medalist Becky Jo Jensen. The young athlete turns out to be so annoyingly spirited that Judith blows her top at her halfway through the media event. Meanwhile, Camilla begs Judith to let her get a tattoo, while Judith and Sullivan fall mouth over heels for Dag's special blend of coffee -- coffee he insists is right out of a bag.

The hard nosed head of the F.B.I., Betty Winn, visits the White House and crushes Judith's plans to start up an F.B.I. endorsed youth crime prevention program. Meanwhile, Dag coaches the Secret Service basketball team for a game against the FBI.