Caroline spends the day quashing rumours about her night at Guy's flat, while Guy unquashes them. If only she had something to hold over him, but surely he won't blurt out some dark secret... will he?

Joanna is worried about her age. Who wouldn't be at her age? Her dangerous liaison with Alan Statham is now in danger of becoming tedious. She demands spontaneity. He agrees to give it some thought.

It's Joanna's birthday - what does a man get the woman he worships for her birthday? Would it be a locket filled with his own love juice?