A Russian face slap champion is crowned. A racist lawyer erupts at people speaking Spanish. A Kent State grad loves her guns. Terry Crews talks Brooklyn 99 & Deadpool 2.

Desus & Mero break down the Royal Wedding, drink liquor out of teacups and deliver Britsh-themed shoutouts. Nikki Glaser talks doing radio & why she dates short guys.

A baboon runs wild in San Antonio's airport. A white girl sings the n-word on stage with Kendrick Lamar. An escalator swallows a man. Pod Save America talks politics.