Sessions testifies that he has a bad memory & that black women make him nervous. Lizzo talks about performing at Sam Bee's party for Hillary on election night.

For his birthday, Trump gets an investigation from the FBI and some serious clowning from the Australian PM. French Montana talks his new single and his bowling game.

Trump's lawyer confirms & denies he's under investigation, Jay Z teases his new song & a man messes with the wrong pig. Baron Ambrosia recalls swimming the Bronx River.