Trump's cabinet heaps staged praise on their leader, Durant gets his ring & Rodman goes back to North Korea to see his boo. Big Boi unblocks Desus on Twitter.

Sessions testifies that he has a bad memory & that black women make him nervous. Lizzo talks about performing at Sam Bee's party for Hillary on election night.

For his birthday, Trump gets an investigation from the FBI and some serious clowning from the Australian PM. French Montana talks his new single and his bowling game.