Melania moves to DC, Barkley goes to fat camp & there's finally a hair tattoo for bald people. Freddie Gibbs talks about being falsely accused and jailed in Austria.

Trump's cabinet heaps staged praise on their leader, Durant gets his ring & Rodman goes back to North Korea to see his boo. Big Boi unblocks Desus on Twitter.

Sessions testifies that he has a bad memory & that black women make him nervous. Lizzo talks about performing at Sam Bee's party for Hillary on election night.