Trump cries witch hunt, Ryan learns that tape recorders aren't loyal and there's a Japanese porn star who looks criminally young. Melissa Harris-Perry returns!

Trump takes his talents to the Middle East for some sword dancing, orb grabbing, & First Lady irritating. NBA'er Enes Kanter explains why Turkey revoked his passport.

Desus & Mero run with a twitter rumor that Melania wants out & marvel at a clip of two bees having sex. Hannibal Buress talks Baywatch and "vague fame."