Fox News is an equal opportunity discriminator & their boy Jesse Watters defends Ivanka by making a dick joke. Rick Ross talks healthy eating & makes it rain watermelons.

Trump releases his tax plan on what appears to be a dinner napkin. Chad Johnson talks about his FIFA soccer dominance and encourages Desus to make a baby.

Fyre Festival was neither fire nor festive & Trump thinks the Civil War was just a big misunderstanding. Neil deGrasse Tyson discusses his new book & movie plot holes.