Shea Moisture and FaceApp compete to see which company can offend the most people of color. Jay Williams tells us why he would never gamble with Michael Jordan.

Fox News is an equal opportunity discriminator & their boy Jesse Watters defends Ivanka by making a dick joke. Rick Ross talks healthy eating & makes it rain watermelons.

Trump releases his tax plan on what appears to be a dinner napkin. Chad Johnson talks about his FIFA soccer dominance and encourages Desus to make a baby.