Desus & Mero kick off the new year by watching a video of a guy not getting shot for calling a cop a dickhead. Abdullah Saeed stops by to teach the guys how to smoke weed out of a bear's ass.

Desus reminds Mero that Sessions is the guy who sees no value in Dominican immigrants. Josh Brown stops by to give some money tips and clarify he's not THAT Josh Brown.

Desus & Mero discuss Barry's powerful farewell speech and the accuracy of Trump's golden leak. NY Times Critic Wesley Morris stops by to talk about the one door his pulitzer prize has yet to open for him.