Rand Paul gets jumped by his neighbor. A pastor shames a guy & his side chick at a service in Zimbabwe. Jeff Ross talks his new special & life as the roast king.

Desus makes Mero eat a McDonald's Filet-O-Fish sandwich. Two lions have sex 100 times in a day. Amanda Seales confronts Mero on his tweets @ her from 2012.

Drake is stockpiling Birkin bags for future Mrs. Drake. Trump gives China props for taking advantage of the U.S. Steve Stoute talks his success in music & advertising.