Desus compliments Mero for his "butt expertise." Garbage Time's Katie Nolan stops by to audition for the newly open position in Fifth Harmony.

Desus & Mero shoutout the security guard who was way too excited to see the San Diego Chargers Cheerleaders. John Hodgman sits down to talk about the time he kinda wished he and his wife had gotten hit by a car and to throw some shade at the Verizon guy.

Desus & Mero watch videos that make them never want to book Delta flights to Kentucky. Angie Martinez stops by to try her best to make the guys cry.