Gary is invited to throw the first pitch at a Dayton Dragon's game, but fears that he may choke. Kenya is over Emilio's long dreads and resorts to bribery to get him to cut them.

The family participates in a series of events to determine who is the most athletic, but when the Owen competitiveness rears its ugly head, what started out as fun, takes a nasty turn.

Gary goes back to his high school to talk about the dangers of addiction. When Gary's lucky briefs come up missing he goes on a mission to find them before his speaking engagement.