Gary, Kenya and the kids take a road trip to Niagara Falls, but everyone gets mad when Gary decides to forego the travel plan and wing it.

Gary is invited to throw the first pitch at a Dayton Dragon's game, but fears that he may choke. Kenya is over Emilio's long dreads and resorts to bribery to get him to cut them.

The family participates in a series of events to determine who is the most athletic, but when the Owen competitiveness rears its ugly head, what started out as fun, takes a nasty turn.