Jill's husband discovers that his brother scored $500 million from an overseas sale in the series premiere of this scripted comedy about a woman dealing with life and motherhood in New York's Upper East Side. Also: Jill is pressured to send her twins to the right school.

Research in Austria shows that Candace, Brooke and Lex are descendants of a Prussian duke. Meanwhile, Brooke and Candace manipulate Jill with a trip to an exclusive spa, and Jill scrambles to deliver kindergarten applications for her twins.

Stress increases for Jill over interviews with kindergartens for her twins. Elsewhere, Andy's mother wants the whole family to attend an interview for a prestigious, invite-only cemetery in a bid to secure their final resting place.