Footballer Didier Peskovitch falls foul of his girlfriend in a shopping mall, Nelson Mandela goes shoplifting, another gullible customer visits the I Saw You Coming shop and the Cafe Polski girls get angry behind the counter.

New characters the Divorcing Couple join established favourites the Posh Scaffolders, the Computer Billionaires and the Ritchies. The Leccy Sponging detectives stumble across a murder in a pub and the I Saw You Coming shopkeeper makes another killing.

Featuring the Posh Scaffolders, Bono and The Edge, Nelson Mandela, Can't Back Down, Pik, the Surgeons, Madonna and Guy, the Computer Billionaires, the Clean Chavs, the Divorcing Couple and I Saw You Coming.