There's two free seats on the bus to Lourdes but how far will Bridget go to make sure she gets to go this year. All she's missing is someone that needs to be cured…

Bridget works out that with the widow's pension and life assurance Eamon would be worth more dead than alive.

With their TV destroyed and being held at gun point, Bridget & Eamon must recreate popular TV shows to stay alive.