Eamon has got a VHS Video Recorder and the whole town want to rent it off him but trying to satisfy the demand for films, himself and Bridget accidentally star in their own ‘blue movie'.

Bridget's job with the Census gives her information to blackmail half the town but Eamon has bigger ideas.

There's two free seats on the bus to Lourdes but how far will Bridget go to make sure she gets to go this year. All she's missing is someone that needs to be cured…