When a collector of tribal artifacts stops by Loved To Death, Audra and Lincoln must hunt down an item that will impress this hard-to-please customer. Meanwhile, Wednesday shows a woman the perfect addition to her vintage fetish collection.

An illustrator tasks Wednesday and Audra with finding an Egyptian artifact. Wednesday's hunt takes her to a skin suspensionist and a woman whose trailer is a museum. Meanwhile, Audra meets Violet who possesses the world's only toy-theater top hat.

At Loved to Death, Audra and Lincoln meet a doctor with an extensive medical collection who is looking for a brain-related wow item. Later, Wednesday meets Jelly Boy the Clown who swallows swords but is looking for an item to help him with an extraction.