Pat wants everyone to start working on Saturdays, so the workers in the office ask Ken to talk Pat out of it. When Ken visits Pat at home, he's shocked to find out he's living in a boat in the driveway. After Pat explains he's going through a divorce but still loves his wife, Ken thinks they've had a bonding moment. Meanwhile, Dave is given a new nickname at school and it brings up bad memories for Allison.

Ken meets Allison's ex, who's now a very well-regarded doctor, but when Ken has the chance to speak at a banquet in his honor, he treats it more like a roast. Meanwhile, Molly can't decide what she wants to be when she grows up for a school assignment.

Ken tries to make amends for botching his marriage proposal to Allison 20 years ago on Halloween. Meanwhile, Pat is accidentally drugged at the office by Damona and Julie, who decide to cash in on their boss's sudden generosity.