Derek Edwards has slipped on the ice so many times he has categories for them, Bob Marley loses hours to Facebook, and Chris James wonders what they're doing with our tax dollars.

Tim Steeves thinks we're getting soft, Mike Wilmot's tired of vegans, vegetarians, and grain fed people, and Nathan Macintosh admits that not all conversations with his girlfriend are fun.

Dave Hemstad thinks Cinderella is a terrible story for little girls, Cathy Jones writes a letter to Tinder, and Rich Hall thinks Bob Dylan kinda sucks.