Trent McClellan is feeling nostalgic for jaw breakers and crazy carpets, Rich Hall's American neighbor is going duck hunting with an assault weapon, and Jean Paul rewrites his wedding vows.

Derek Edwards has slipped on the ice so many times he has categories for them, Bob Marley loses hours to Facebook, and Chris James wonders what they're doing with our tax dollars.

Tim Steeves thinks we're getting soft, Mike Wilmot's tired of vegans, vegetarians, and grain fed people, and Nathan Macintosh admits that not all conversations with his girlfriend are fun.