Chuck Byrn thinks having America as our neighbor is a little bit like "livin' next to a biker gang," Bob Marley has to deal with the furnace repair man, and John Sheehan gets pulled over, again!

Trent McClellan is feeling nostalgic for jaw breakers and crazy carpets, Rich Hall's American neighbor is going duck hunting with an assault weapon, and Jean Paul rewrites his wedding vows.

Derek Edwards has slipped on the ice so many times he has categories for them, Bob Marley loses hours to Facebook, and Chris James wonders what they're doing with our tax dollars.