Award-winning master of misery Jeremy Hotz says he's moving slower these days; Pete Zedlacher goes to the gym in Afghanistan; Derek Edwards wonders why people from Halifax are called Haligonians.

Ryan Belleville...he's one of our favourite comedians and he's sick of winter; Nathan Macintosh thinks American schools teach nothing about Canada and Cathy Jones is okay with being an empty nester.

Tim Nutt gets a call from Stats Canada; Angela Tsarouchas says Americans know nothing about our country and Orny Adams wants his printer fixed!