It's Grandma's wedding day, and she's getting married to the horrible Mr. Morris. The family are distraught, but will Grandma really say 'I do'?

Dad accidentally invites someone who he used to hate round for dinner: an annoying man who talks with his eyes closed. How will Dad get rid of him?

It's Dad's annual hinge oiling evening but when he spills oil on Mum's beloved carpet, it's a race against time to clean it up before she finds out.