Ernie offers lessons in self defense to a group of senior citizens and feels responsible when one of them is injured while ineptly defending himself. Rizzo finds a more appropriate response to the senior citizens problems with local muggers.

Rizzo and Ernie receive a foreign house guest.

Ernie tries to convice Jake that he saw a kidnapping. Ernie believes he witnessed a suspicious activity involving a possible body being carried by individuals from a house to a pizza truck, but his friend dismisses his claims as a result of his imagination and advises him to move on.