Wyleen wants to join a secret women's club on campus, called the Sub-Rosas. Boyd tries to get Joy to help since she's a member. When Joy declines, feeling that Wyleen wouldn't fit in, Boyd thinks she's a snob. Meanwhile, Leonard unwittingly becomes President Butterfield's confidante.

On Tasha's advice, Boyd tries to get Joy feeling jealous by being more than friendly toward an old friend of Wyleen. Meanwhile, Wyleen is caught up in conspiracy theories and Leonard quits his job at the cafeteria.

Jack and Boyd plan a surprise birthday party for Joy but forget to have someone bring her to it; Leonard is fired from his job at the university archives; Joy and Leonard drink up and party down