Lady Gaga's policeman brother butts heads with his new captain, and a man gets a delicious new face.

A magician transforms date night into a disaster, a stripper is bestowed with magical powers, and a cereal mascot turns a holiday dinner into a bloody atrocity.

A "Legalize Meth" campaign has trouble winning public support, two drunk chicks go on a fast food adventure, and a new father deals with a perilous postnatal ward.