Joe and Doug discuss bad relationships and then pay it off with their idea for a new dating service called "Ill Suitors," Part 2 of Joe's new psychic show, "The Other Side," and, of course, midgets.

Joe and Doug encourage you to "Quit Your Crappy Job," they do a solid for the everyday man in "Hot Tubs for Humanity," present new stuff for sale on "The Man Show Shopping Network," and test the Juggies engineering skills in "Girlfriend Junk Wars."

The juggy's are sent to boot camp.