Joe and Doug discuss why you should never hit a woman, then Doug agrees to box Tanya Harding, but first Joe takes him to the gym for some training, The Magical Negro III

Joe and Doug present "Irma Wilson: The Network Censor," hilarious commercial parodies, The Man Shopping Network and then it all gets serious on "Hooker Crossfire" from the world famous Bunny Ranch.

Joe and Doug discuss bad relationships and then pay it off with their idea for a new dating service called "Ill Suitors," Part 2 of Joe's new psychic show, "The Other Side," and, of course, midgets.