The season five premier episode, Joe and Doug discuss Hookers in America, Magical Negro II at a Massage Parlor, the game show parody - "Guess Whose Ass Crack?" with special guest Lou Ferrigno.

Joe and Doug discuss Doug's Vasectomy then they take us to the doctor for a full physical, a Man Show classic Wheel of Destiny, Doug gets serious in "Drunken Crossfire", Doug's Mom Reviews Porn II.

Joe and Doug want to know all about breast implants – Joe is visited by The Magical Negro at a strip club, The Man Show Presents its first Breast Implant Fashion Show, Doug's Mom Reviews Porn – Doug goes hidden camera for a Gay Band Audition.