A lady comes into the court charged with indecent exposure, she then turns out to be a princess and becomes accidentally engaged to Harry. Meanwhile, her brother shows up and Dan tries to sell Christine to him.

New Year's Eve in the courtroom finds the judge dealing with a diapered ``Mr. 1987'' and an escaped convict who's trying to get to Times Square.

A woman disrupts the court proceedings to confess to murdering her husband, while Dan decides to become a donor for a sperm bank.