1. 'Apologies to Steinbeck'- Prestigious pastries produce ample profit.  2. 'The Creeping Curse of the Mummy's Tomb'- Menacing Mummy makes moist maché.  3. 'A Fishy Story'- Clairvoyant consumes nostalgic crab cakes.  4. 'Dumped in the Outback'- Crazy Kangaroo keeps Jeeps keys.

1. 'The Iron Fist Principal'- Disguising Dean as a dummy to deliver dismay.  2. 'Field of Seeds'- Ball players battle birdie by-product.  3. 'Last Laugh'- Arrogant athlete aims for approval.  4. 'The Immortal Osgood Toadworthy'- Old ogre opts for immortality.

1. 'The Boy Who Cried Alien'- Curious kid and canine companion uncover conspiracy.  2. 'Did You Have Fun at the Party?'- Snooping spouse smooches with psycho.  3. 'The Rich Fart'- Flatulence finds the family fortune.  4. 'Sewer Swimming Hole'- Sweaty spectators swim in sewage.