1. 'The Flower Lady'- Crossdressing once a year brings financial rewards to 'aging' film star.   2. 'The Bookkeeper'- Ernie would have become a bookkeeper had he been able to read/write, instead he becomes a millionaire.   3. 'Voice From Within'- Ghostbuster Dave locates family ghost trying to sabotage a move from the house.   4. 'Pig Story'- Only the pig's legs get eaten in exchange for heroic deeds performed for farm family.

1. 'Dog from Mexico'- Pet puppy is not just a putrid pooch.  2. 'Mortician's Daughter'- Snide snob is sprinkled in soot.  3. 'Pigeon Dave'- Whiny window watcher a witnesses to wickedness.  4. 'Hair Today, Gone…'- Freshman's formula forms a fiesta of furry follicles!

1. 'Murray and the Rats'- Incompetent innkeeper's inhabitance infested with irate rats.  2. 'Safe At Home'- Terrified teen's toes the target of tongue tickling.  3. 'The Gift'- Prying pupils panic over a package of puppy poop.  4. 'Maple Syrup'- Sinister sibling finds himself covered in syrup and ants.