1. 'Locked Out at 20,000'- Passenger plane has close call with a mountain as incompetent crew locked out of cockpit.   2. 'The $50 Porsche'- Matrimonial break-up creates buyers market.   3. 'The Bunker'- A security expert over secures his car but finds out that even the 'safest' place is not secure enough.   4. 'A Concrete Cadillac'- Infidelity or birthday surprise? Jealousy turns gift Cadillac into lawn ornament.

1. 'The Rug Bug'- While debugging hotel room, chandelier is a 'hit' in the honeymoon suite below.   2. 'Cat-Napping'- 'Rats', for Sonny the Swipe...giftwrapped.   3. 'Free Gas'- Sewage sucks when 'moocher' out for gas.   4. 'The Hook'- A close call for young lovers; killer's hook found hanging onto car...the musical.

1. 'Black Bean Soup'- Bad choice of soup does not blow tennis player's chance of making a love match.   2. 'Bottle of Wine'- Well preserved salty sea captain remains a constant in couples anniversary claret.   3. 'To Pee or Not to Pee'- Fortune results when 'nature calls' an old woman to a funeral.   4. 'Break a Leg'- A 'consummate' leap ends cousins feud over bride at wedding.