1. 'Snatched'- High school disco dummy transforms into astrophysics academic to reunite with lost Martian love   2. 'Graveyard Wager'- An army brat gets pinned down as he goes through graveyard-club initiation   3. 'Puddle and the Glow Monster'- A scout-master gets his own after scaring the piddle out of Puddle   4. 'The Vampire'- Vampire waiter brings house specialty from basement at home

1. 'Locked Out at 20,000'- Passenger plane has close call with a mountain as incompetent crew locked out of cockpit.   2. 'The $50 Porsche'- Matrimonial break-up creates buyers market.   3. 'The Bunker'- A security expert over secures his car but finds out that even the 'safest' place is not secure enough.   4. 'A Concrete Cadillac'- Infidelity or birthday surprise? Jealousy turns gift Cadillac into lawn ornament.

1. 'The Rug Bug'- While debugging hotel room, chandelier is a 'hit' in the honeymoon suite below.   2. 'Cat-Napping'- 'Rats', for Sonny the Swipe...giftwrapped.   3. 'Free Gas'- Sewage sucks when 'moocher' out for gas.   4. 'The Hook'- A close call for young lovers; killer's hook found hanging onto car...the musical.