1. 'Diet Pill'- A beauty pageant contestant tries to win through dehydration but ends up getting soaked.   2. 'Spiders in the Hairdo'- Spiders nest in beehive.   3. 'The Fly'- A zipper caught ruins snob's dinner.   4. 'Hanging by a Thread'- Two high school fashion 'plates' compete for best dressed honours but end up overexposed.

1. 'Snatched'- High school disco dummy transforms into astrophysics academic to reunite with lost Martian love   2. 'Graveyard Wager'- An army brat gets pinned down as he goes through graveyard-club initiation   3. 'Puddle and the Glow Monster'- A scout-master gets his own after scaring the piddle out of Puddle   4. 'The Vampire'- Vampire waiter brings house specialty from basement at home

1. 'Locked Out at 20,000'- Passenger plane has close call with a mountain as incompetent crew locked out of cockpit.   2. 'The $50 Porsche'- Matrimonial break-up creates buyers market.   3. 'The Bunker'- A security expert over secures his car but finds out that even the 'safest' place is not secure enough.   4. 'A Concrete Cadillac'- Infidelity or birthday surprise? Jealousy turns gift Cadillac into lawn ornament.