Tommy says "Bitch Please" to a tat, Gus covers a bad hidden message, and Jasmine helps an old biker.

Jasmine helps a couple move on, Tommy scares off a skeleton, and Gus fixes an unmanly unicorn tattoo.

Gus attempts to rid a girl of an evil vampire squid; Jasmine helps a man with a confused national identity; Tommy covers up a cop's past failures.