The Old Lady learns to play ping-pong in a very unusual way, an estate agent encounters a possessed potential tenant, Slaphead finds some human hair and Boris the Teenager inflicts wedding day woe on his babysitter.

A talented musician displays his virtuosity with a very 'hairy' performance, Mikael the masseur gets his mitts on another man's girlfriend and the Granny Magnet gets busy with someone's grandma.

A pest controller fails to control himself, the patience of a takeaway delivery driver is pushed to the limit by a Familee of old folk and Flash Harry draws attention to a couple of interesting points he's determined to share.