Howard starts the HB Matrimonial Agency, but the first (and only) two clients are dissatisfied with his bumbling efforts and demand their money back.

Laura's house is burgled and her jewellery stolen. The police suspect it's the work of a known thief, nicknamed ‘Raffles', but Howard's criminal record causes them to suspect him instead. Howard discovers Raffles breaking into Trevor's house, but realises it's really ‘Greasy', who he shared a cell with in prison.

Howard is still smitten with Laura, but she isn't as gullible as he supposes and resists his advances. To compound her resistance, she acquires ‘Sabre', a German Shepherd Dog, who takes Howard's presence as a threat.