Swiss is trying out yet another doomed promotion, only this time he's hired a robot, Fothergill 2000, in an attempt to attract customers.

Miranda takes Swiss on an imaginary date with a modern woman. Swiss does well, but what will he be like when he takes Ruth out on a real date? He decides to get Miranda to talk him through the real date using an ear piece.

The internet leads Swiss into dangerous waters. It's his birthday and he needs to win Ruth back by becoming a modern man.