PC Wilmot makes no progress with Renata from ' Pay & Accounts', while PC Penrose, admirer of ' Commissaire Lebec of the Sûreté' gets a starfish down his trousers.

Somebody's stealing from cars parked by Lover's Lane. Romance is in the air - even Mr Chizlehurst feels like wrestling with a police-woman and she feels like keeping an eye on Wilmot who is parked in Lover's Lane with Renata no less.

Life continues its unexciting round for the civilians. Uncle Norman's driving gets no better. PC Wilmot gets a new daily, while PC Penrose faces the challenge of the sinister exploding duck.