A little mild friction between uniform branch and CID. As if PC Penrose has not enough problems with his own family, with his potential in-laws and with his recent awareness of the unreliable properties of the human skin.

PC Wilmot makes no progress with Renata from ' Pay & Accounts', while PC Penrose, admirer of ' Commissaire Lebec of the Sûreté' gets a starfish down his trousers.

Somebody's stealing from cars parked by Lover's Lane. Romance is in the air - even Mr Chizlehurst feels like wrestling with a police-woman and she feels like keeping an eye on Wilmot who is parked in Lover's Lane with Renata no less.