Stevie Ryan stars in sketches about the "Jersey Shore" cast's new business venture, an extra patriotic "Toddlers and Tiaras", a children's show that teaches adults lessons, and finds out what would happen if Zooey Deschanel's "New Girl" was real.

Stevie Ryan appears in sketches about The "Hunger Games", Paris Hilton's latest business venture, "Keeping up with the Kardashians" behind the scenes footage, Deena's "Jersey Shore" spinoff, and a special appearance from "Mob Wives" Drita D'Avanzo.

Stevie Ryan stars in sketches about Madonna's upcoming tour, Katy Perry's new prank show, J.Lo's return to the block, Dance Moms' most shocking episode ever, and the dramatic conclusion of the soap opera for hipsters.